Miss Apprehended by Miranda Elaine
Author:Miranda Elaine [Elaine, Miranda]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2020-08-26T16:00:00+00:00
Jake
It was a goddamn code blue, all right. As in blue balls. Fucking Tillie. This woman is turning out to be the bane of my very existence. Not only has she had me chasing her crazy ass around town for weeks, but now, she just tried to break my door down about two seconds before I was going to come all over her sister’s hands. And stomach. And breasts. Fuck. Me. Somehow, I think my dick just got harder, and I didn't even think that was possible. I adjust my wet, aching cock with my hand and get back to the two deranged women in my living room.
“I don’t even want to know why the hell you two have codes for being kidnapped.” I shake my head and point my finger at Tillie. “Or why in God’s name you are breaking into my house.” I point to myself now. “You know, the man who has been trying to arrest you for weeks now. I feel like I’m on some kind of fucked-up show and cameras are going to pop out any minute, letting me know I’m being fucking Punk’d.”
I stare hard at both ladies, letting them know I mean business. I’ve had it up to my damn eyeballs with these two. Millie chews on her lips and looks a little ashamed, but not Tillie. She’s taking me in. Her eyes ghost over my entire body before zeroing in on my rock-hard cock, which is tenting my tight, wet jeans. She crosses her arms over her chest and raises an eyebrow, nudging Millie with her shoulder.
“You sure you want your first go to be with that python?” She nods to my dick with a smirk.
Millie gasps and turns toward her sister. “Do not even, Tillie. Do not talk about Jake Blackwood’s junk! Just don’t!”
“Jake Blackwood?” Tillie laughs loudly. “And here I thought for sure y’all’d be on a first-name basis and all after what I just witnessed.”
I back up because I can see it coming from a mile away.
“Do not start your shit, Tillie.” Millie lunges at her, taking her to the floor in what would under normal circumstances be damn good entertainment, but not today.
Today, I’m at my wit’s end.
“Dear God,” I rumble under my breath and take a seat on the couch. I look up at the ceiling and pray for patience. Because I realize I am falling in love with one of those crazy women on the floor. I want to keep her. I want to protect her. I want to love her. And knowing all of that means knowing I am keeping and protecting and loving all of that crazy, too.
A crashing lamp brings me out of my thoughts and back to the twins wrestling almost underneath my coffee table. Millie has Tillie pinned down with a forearm across her throat, and I feel a little pride at how tough my girl is. And that’s when I realize I’ve officially lost my mind, too.
“You stole my crutches,
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